some one send me this, thought i will share:-
1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee.
2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.
4. Husband and wife always compromise-husband admits he is wrong and wife agrees with
him.
5. They call our language mother tongue because the father never gets to speak.
6. Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC.loud when Outdoor but remains Silent indoor.. 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee.
2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.
4. Husband and wife always compromise-husband admits he is wrong and wife agrees with
him.
5. They call our language mother tongue because the father never gets to speak.
7. Husband is the head of the family and his wife is the neck, which ever way she turns, he goes
8. Husband's definition of WIFE is Without Information, Fighting Everytimeand WIFE's definition is With Idiot For Ever
9. A man in Hell asked Devil the charges to make a call home. The Devil replied that Hell to hell was free
10. A wife asked her husband what he would give her upon climbing Mount Everest. the husband replied with the words, A lovely Push
11. Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me
